Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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Remember the time you cried about coconuts
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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