Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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