She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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