I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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