Already got asked if we're dating
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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