wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
pray to the hookup gods
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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