eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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