Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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