He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This couple is walking their pig around campus
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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