i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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