I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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