So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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