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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.

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• (650): View more from California

  I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (716): View more from New York

  Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.

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