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  it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Im just a social blackout drinker.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.

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  You. Win. At. Life.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.

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