You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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