I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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