Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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