Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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