I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize