I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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