Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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