So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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