"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
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We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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