woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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