But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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