finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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