Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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