i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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