the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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