mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
smell my finger.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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