If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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