It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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