Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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