I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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