Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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