I just cut my nipple shaving
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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