Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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