Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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