I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
two words...techno handjob
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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