You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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