I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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