Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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