You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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