I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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