Pants 0. Shit 1.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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