honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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The struggles of a small town man whore
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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