Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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