well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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