i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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