Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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