He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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