Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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