Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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