I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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