I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize