i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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