How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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