i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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