I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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