Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
